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U.S. Military Says It Killed 4 In Strike On Alleged Drug-Smuggling Boat In The Caribbean

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The U.S. military struck a boat in the Caribbean Sea it said was smuggling drugs, killing four people, bringing the total killed in such strikes to at least 227 across 68 strikes over roughly a year. U.S. Southern Command described the target as being along a known smuggling route but, as in most such statements, offered no evidence the vessel was carrying drugs.

The strike came two days after a similar attack in the eastern Pacific killed two people, following a two-month pause in the campaign. The Trump administration is separately pursuing deals to extend military operations onto land in Colombia, Panama, and Honduras, though Guatemala has denied agreeing to a similar arrangement.

President Trump has described the campaign as an 'armed conflict' with cartels, justifying the strikes as necessary to curb drug flows and overdose deaths, but his administration has offered little public evidence identifying those killed as traffickers.

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