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Millions of dollars of waste found in Trump administration push for immigration detention

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The Government Accountability Office found the Department of Homeland Security wasted more than $20 million expanding immigration detention without a strategic plan, as ICE races toward a goal of holding up to 100,000 people.

Auditors found the Defense Department spent $2.85 million assembling tents at Guantanamo Bay that were never used, while ICE obligated $43 million there for an average daily population of just 16 detainees, a facility so remote that water has to be imported.

ICE also spent over $11 million on a since-mothballed El Paso tent camp, paid $608 million in FEMA funds to Florida for the now-shuttered 'Alligator Alcatraz' facility, and bought 11 warehouses for $1.07 billion before reversing course and moving to sell seven of them, eating $7.7 million in sunk costs along the way.

GAO recommended ICE develop a comprehensive strategic plan; DHS agreed but said the plan won't be finished until August 2027, even as the agency continues spending under funding that expires in 2029.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Buying eleven warehouses and then putting seven back on the market is the kind of shopping trip you hide from your spouse. And the fix, a strategic plan due in August 2027, arrives about two years after the money's been spent, which is a funny order to do things in. Anybody who's ever hauled water to a place nobody wanted to live could have told them how that ends, for free.
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