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This Creamy K-Beauty Rice Mask Makes Rough Skin 'Feel Like Silk' And It's Under $25

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HuffPost's shopping desk recommends a $23 Korean rice mask, citing one reviewer who called it glowy smooth skin in a jar and another who said it made dry skin feel like silk. The article notes the brand attributes the effect to Icheon rice and plant extracts, and that competing creams can run $50 to $100.

No clinical testing or dermatological review is cited anywhere in the piece, only customer reviews pulled from the product's Amazon page. The story also plugs a companion soap bundle sold by the same brand.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Kings of Tara · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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