VOL. I · NO. 8567SATURDAY, AUGUST 15, 2026
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Alaska candidate for US Senate seat rejects Kamala Harris’s unsolicited support

Filed 1w ago · Via The Guardian · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

Kamala Harris's political organization sent an unsolicited fundraising email on behalf of Alaska Senate candidate Mary Peltola, splitting proceeds between Peltola's campaign and Harris's own Fight for the People PAC. Harris lost Alaska by 13 points in 2024.

Peltola's campaign swiftly distanced itself, noting she isn't seeking endorsements from the 'Lower 48' and touting union backing instead. Republican incumbent Dan Sullivan's campaign pounced immediately, tying Peltola to Harris's record.

The episode surfaces amid continued speculation about a possible Harris 2028 run, which she has coyly declined to rule out.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Nothing screams 'I understand Alaska politics' quite like a losing presidential candidate mailing herself half the donations meant for someone else's Senate race. If this is the help, the opposition should be sending thank-you notes.
Source: Read the original at The Guardian → Scored: Olde Timey · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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