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Regal Cinema CEO comes out in support of Paramount-Warner Bros. merger

Filed 1w ago · Via NPR · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The CEO of Regal Cinemas has publicly backed the proposed merger between Paramount and Warner Bros., adding an exhibitor's voice to a deal that would reshape Hollywood's studio landscape.

No terms of the merger or specifics of the endorsement's reasoning were detailed beyond the support itself.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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