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Trump is proposing a US Space Academy – if created, it could blur the lines between NASA and the military

Filed 49m ago · Via The Conversation · The Buffoon Desk
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President Trump signed an executive order at NASA's Johnson Space Center establishing a commission to study creating a United States Space Academy, modeled loosely on military academies like West Point. Trump said the school would serve the Space Force, NASA, and the civilian spaceflight industry alike, though the order itself only creates a commission, led by NASA administrator Jared Isaacman and including the defense secretary and national security adviser, to report on feasibility within 120 days.

Analysts note the order doesn't resolve whether the academy would be military or civilian-run, a distinction American space policy has maintained since the 1950s. Congress would need to approve funding, likely well beyond the roughly $1 billion a year other service academies cost, and NASA funding is notoriously non-mandatory and an easy target for cuts. Basic questions — curriculum, location, admissions, degrees, and any Space Force service obligation — remain entirely unanswered.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Nothing says 'serious policy initiative' like an executive order whose only concrete action is commissioning a report about whether the thing in the headline should exist. Blurring the 65-year civilian-military space divide is a genuinely consequential move to leave to a 120-day study group and a photo op.
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