VOL. I · NO. 8593THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 2026
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Amazon Fund grantees fear a new funding freeze after Brazil’s election

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The Amazon Fund, created in 2008 to reward Brazil for cutting deforestation, quadrupled its annual financing under President Lula, growing from about $82 million annually to $233 million, with $1.2 billion available as of Dec. 31, 2025.

Conservationists worry a win by Flávio Bolsonaro, son of former president Jair Bolsonaro who froze the fund entirely during his term, could halt projects again, including one supporting 614 babassu coconut-harvesting families that sat dormant for nearly a decade.

Brazil's development bank BNDES says election-related risk analysis is routine and unrelated to the calendar, while the environment ministry declined to address the election's potential impact directly.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A fund that gets switched on and off depending on which family controls the palace isn't really a policy, it's a mood ring. Nearly ten years of a coconut-harvesting project sitting on a shelf because of who won an election tells you everything about how fragile these promises are. The forest doesn't pause for a campaign season, even if the money protecting it does.
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