VOL. I · NO. 8571WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19, 2026
The Daily Buffoon
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Panhandle Geography

Filed 1w ago · Via Daily Yonder · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The Daily Yonder's data newsletter examined America's panhandles — geographic salients like those in Texas, Oklahoma, Alaska, and seven other states — to see whether their reputation for rurality holds up statistically. Using both Census block-level and county-level definitions, the analysis found panhandle residents are indeed more likely to live outside urban areas or in nonmetropolitan counties than the country overall.

The Oklahoma Panhandle, born from a 34-mile strip Texas ceded to preserve slavery, turned out to be entirely nonmetropolitan and about 56% rural by Census measure. Alaska and Idaho complicated the pattern, since their most remote territory sits outside the panhandle proper, skewing comparisons.

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