VOL. I · NO. 8593THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 2026
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WHITE HOUSE ABSURDITY:

S. 858 Signed into Law

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The President signed S. 858, the Hershel 'Woody' Williams National Medal of Honor Monument Location Act, authorizing the National Medal of Honor Museum Foundation to build a commemorative work on the National Mall honoring Medal of Honor recipients.

The release, issued by the White House itself, offers no budget figures, no timeline, and no design details, just the fact of the signature and the honorific language surrounding it.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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