VOL. I · NO. 8565THURSDAY, AUGUST 13, 2026
The Daily Buffoon
WHITE HOUSE ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Trump-backed Mike Lindell loses primary for Minnesota governor to Lisa Demuth

Filed 1w ago · Via NPR · The Buffoon Desk
THIS STORY IS SCORED
Mister Exposition
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
Photo: Carole J. Buckwalter · CC BY-SA 4.0 · via Wikimedia Commons

Minnesota House Speaker Lisa Demuth defeated MyPillow founder Mike Lindell in the Republican gubernatorial primary, despite Trump's endorsement of Lindell, according to an AP race call. Demuth outraised Lindell significantly and campaigned on her record negotiating the state budget against Gov. Tim Walz.

Lindell faced questions from state party leaders about his residency and business record, plus allegations of abuse he has denied. Trump has lost Minnesota in all three of his presidential runs, and his administration's immigration enforcement surge in the state left two observers dead and sparked weeks of unrest.

Demuth will face Sen. Amy Klobuchar, who won the Democratic primary for governor after Walz declined to seek a third term.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A presidential endorsement apparently could not overcome a candidate whose own party questioned where he lives and how he's treated women — which says less about the limits of Trump's brand and more about the caliber of person he chose to attach it to. Minnesota Republicans have gone twenty years without a governor; backing the pillow guy was not going to be the thing that fixed that.
Source: Read the original at NPR → Scored: Mister Exposition · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
ADVERTISEMENT
Read it scored.
Every story, every clown, every kazoo — in your pocket. Music plays automatically. Regret is optional.
GET IT ON iOS GET IT ON ANDROID
© 2026 The Daily Buffoon · Satire, scored. Privacy · Support · Music credits · On satire