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Mass blackouts hit occupied Donetsk, Luhansk, Kherson, and Zaporizhzhya oblasts

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A drone strike on the Shchastya Thermal Power Plant triggered a large-scale blackout across Russian-occupied areas of Donetsk, Luhansk, Kherson, and Zaporizhzhya oblasts, Russian outlet Astra reported. A fire broke out at the plant immediately after impact, with warnings of drone activity issued hours earlier and outage reports surfacing around midnight.

Russian occupation authorities did not comment on the grid failure; emergency crews reportedly began partial power restoration around 4 a.m. Ukraine's Uncrewed Systems Forces commander said Ukrainian units disabled 267 Russian military and energy nodes between July 1 and August 28 as part of an ongoing campaign against occupied-territory infrastructure.

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