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Adam Scott Reveals What Really Stuck With Him About Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce’s Wedding

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Actor Adam Scott, appearing on the Today show, described attending Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's July 3 Madison Square Garden wedding, calling it 'a real wedding' despite an estimated 1,000 guests including Brad Pitt, Bradley Cooper, and Jennifer Lopez. Scott said he attended without his 16-year-old daughter, a Swiftie, costing him some 'dad points' he'd otherwise earned.

Swift and Kelce, both 36, announced their engagement in August 2025 after roughly two years of dating.

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Somewhere out there, an editor greenlit a piece confirming that a wedding attended by a thousand people, several billionaires, and half of Hollywood 'felt like a regular wedding.' It did not. That's fine — nobody asked it to — but calling it ordinary is its own kind of celebrity spin.
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