VOL. I · NO. 8577TUESDAY, AUGUST 25, 2026
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Tough medicine: State worker health costs in the red again

Filed 1d ago · Via Florida Phoenix · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Florida economists project the state employee health insurance trust fund will run growing deficits, from $62.2 million next year to $2 billion within four years, even after the Legislature added $375 million this cycle. Premium revenue of $4.3 billion is expected to fall well short of $5.3 billion in costs by FY 27-28.

The infusions have become annual: $200 million, $550 million, $275 million, and now $375 million over four years, while premiums for career service workers have stayed flat at $50 a month for individual coverage. Senior officials and legislative staff pay far less, $8.34 monthly, even as the fund bleeds.

A 2025 TaxWatch report urged raising employee premiums closer to other large employers' levels, projecting $446 million in additional annual revenue, but lawmakers have shown no appetite for that fix.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Nothing says fiscal discipline like patching a structural deficit with the same nine-figure check every single year and calling it a plan. The people paying $8.34 a month are, unsurprisingly, not the people writing the budget.
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