VOL. I · NO. 8577TUESDAY, AUGUST 25, 2026
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People Are 'Happy And Shocked To Report' That This Old-School Stain Remover Makes Clothes Look 'Brand New'

Filed 1d ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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I Knew a Guy
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
Photo: Jorge Royan · CC BY-SA 3.0 · via Wikimedia Commons

HuffPost promotes Dreft's laundry stain remover spray, a product originally marketed for baby messes, citing customer reviews claiming it removes coffee, wine, blood, and rust stains from clothing. The brand dates to 1933 and has historically focused on gentle, baby-safe formulas.

The piece is built primarily on Amazon and retailer reviews rather than independent lab testing, with prices listed across Amazon, Target, and Walmart, and the standard affiliate commission disclosure attached.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A guacamole stain and a handful of five-star reviews is the entire evidentiary basis here, which is fine for a shopping blog and less fine if you were hoping for actual stain science. The writer's own dress, notably, is still stained.
Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: I Knew a Guy · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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