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People Are 'Happy And Shocked To Report' That This Old-School Stain Remover Makes Clothes Look 'Brand New'
Filed 1mo ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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HuffPost promotes Dreft's laundry stain remover spray, a product originally marketed for baby messes, citing customer reviews claiming it removes coffee, wine, blood, and rust stains from clothing. The brand dates to 1933 and has historically focused on gentle, baby-safe formulas.
The piece is built primarily on Amazon and retailer reviews rather than independent lab testing, with prices listed across Amazon, Target, and Walmart, and the standard affiliate commission disclosure attached.
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A guacamole stain and a handful of five-star reviews is the entire evidentiary basis here, which is fine for a shopping blog and less fine if you were hoping for actual stain science. The writer's own dress, notably, is still stained.