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Zelensky orders Ukraine’s military to launch 1,000 drones a day at Russia

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky said he has ordered the military to launch 1,000 drones a day at Russia, calling the goal 'very specific' and declaring Ukraine 'will fulfill this task.' The order follows Zelensky's earlier comments to the Financial Times that the war's decisive front has shifted from land and sea to the air.

Zelensky has argued that scaling attacks from roughly a hundred drones to a thousand aimed at Moscow would eventually force Putin to relocate away from the capital, which he frames as a sign the war is nearing its end. No independent verification of current or planned drone launch rates was provided.

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