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AngioDynamics Sees MedTech Becoming Majority of Revenue in Fiscal 2027

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AngioDynamics says it expects its MedTech segment to become the majority of company revenue by fiscal 2027, according to the headline. No further article detail was provided on current figures or the timeline to get there.

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