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Canada seeking to join EU’s 90 billion euro Ukraine loan
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Canada is negotiating to join the European Union's 90 billion euro loan program for Ukraine, according to the Financial Times, with Prime Minister Mark Carney seeking to finalize Canada's contribution before an EU summit in Montreal this October. Britain is currently the only non-EU country in the arrangement.
Canada has already sent about $4.7 billion in military aid to Ukraine and signed a 100-year partnership agreement with Kyiv this month. The EU's loan structure lets Ukraine defer repayment until Russia pays reparations, while frozen Russian assets stay locked up in the meantime — an arrangement European lawmakers say still leaves a shortfall exceeding 200 billion euros they'd like unblocked.
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Carney's pitch is basically an insurance policy sold on the theory that the other driver will eventually admit fault and pay for the fender bender himself. Maybe Russia writes that check one day, but nobody's holding their breath, and everybody's holding the loan anyway. Building alliances is fine work; betting the ledger on an apology from Moscow is a bolder wager than most banks would take.
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