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Arizona AG rivals Mayes and Petersen trade attacks over experience, donors and deportation

Filed 1h ago · Via Arizona Mirror · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes and Senate President Warren Petersen debated Wednesday night ahead of their race for the state's top law enforcement job, spending much of the hour interrupting each other. Mayes touted lawsuits against a Saudi-owned water company and a rent-fixing software firm as proof of her record, while Petersen pointed to 14 years of tax-cutting legislative work.

Mayes hammered Petersen's brief legal career, noting he was admitted to the bar only two and a half years ago, and tied him to $615,000 in donations from a mobile-home company she has sued over air-conditioning failures. Petersen said he has no control over that independent spending.

Petersen countered by citing Mayes' two-year investigation into foster-care funding tied to Gov. Katie Hobbs, which cleared Hobbs of wrongdoing without an interview or grand jury indictment, and cast Mayes as selectively aggressive. The two also clashed over immigration enforcement, with Mayes suing over a federal detention facility and Petersen backing the administration's deportation push.

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Two candidates for the state's top prosecutor spent an hour proving neither one is short on grievances against the other. One side wants credit for fighting big companies while taking money tied to one of them at arm's length, and the other wants credit for lawyering while admitting he just started doing it. Voters get to pick which flavor of certainty they'd rather have running the office.
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