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Russian forces strike Palanca checkpoint on Moldovan border: Munition hits bus, border officer wounded

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A Russian projectile struck near the Palanca-Mayaki-Udobne checkpoint on the Ukraine-Moldova border on Oct. 5, ricocheting into a parked bus and wounding a Moldovan border officer, according to Moldova's border police. The checkpoint was closed and the surrounding road restricted while authorities investigate.

The incident follows a string of recent debris and drone incursions into Moldovan territory, including missile and drone fragments found across four districts on Oct. 3 and a drone that crashed and detonated in the country's east. Moldova's Defense Ministry recorded six unauthorized airspace intrusions that day alone.

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