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Labor union sues Kaiser

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A labor union has sued Kaiser Foundation Health Plan, alleging the company is violating collective bargaining agreements by outsourcing bargaining unit work to non-bargaining unit employees.

The union says Kaiser's plans would eliminate positions in Colorado, with the work instead performed by people outside the state, a move it argues breaches the union's contracts directly.

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A contract is supposed to mean something, or so the workers who signed one assumed. If a company can move the work out of state and call it business as usual, the ink on that agreement was worth about as much as the paper it sat on.
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