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Varex Q3 FY2026 Results Show Revenue Growth and Margin Expansion Ahead of Teledyne Transaction

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Varex reported revenue growth and margin expansion in its fiscal third quarter, according to the headline, as the company moves toward its previously announced acquisition by Teledyne Technologies.

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