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WORLD✒ EDITORIALABSURDITY:
Zelenskyy weighs UAE, Switzerland, and Türkiye for next trilateral peace talks
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Waltz (Tschikovsky Op. 40)
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President Zelenskyy said the UAE, Switzerland or Türkiye could host the next round of trilateral talks with Russia and the US, citing prior hosting experience and open invitations. The stated agenda covers halting attacks on energy infrastructure, securing grain export corridors, and prisoner exchanges.
The announcement follows envoys Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner's trip to Moscow and Kyiv, where sources close to Macron's office described 'fresh readiness' from Moscow after Duma elections and 'substantial progress' on timing for further talks. No date or venue has actually been confirmed.
The full dispatch is available from the source below.
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Three cities named and not one date attached is a familiar shape for this war's diplomacy. 'Substantial progress on the timeline for talks about talks' is the kind of sentence a person writes when nothing happened but somebody needs to file a memo. Watching a cathedral tour get more concrete coverage than the actual negotiating agenda tells you where things really stand.