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Drones attack Russia's Leningrad Oblast, strike reported at Kirishi oil refinery

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Drones struck Russia's Leningrad Oblast overnight, with a fire reported at the Kirishinefteorgsintez refinery in Kirishi, one of the country's largest, following a strike early on August 30. Regional governor Alexander Drozdenko said air defenses shot down 42 drones and that emergency crews were responding to a fire in the city's industrial zone.

The refinery, capable of processing about 20 million metric tons of oil annually, has been targeted before; Reuters reported in May that a previous strike had halted its processing after damaging several primary crude units.

Ukrainian sources reported the strike targeted the refinery and an associated oil station, continuing a pattern of repeated hits on the facility over the past year.

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