VOL. I · NO. 8593THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 2026
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Wisconsin DNR tells Enbridge to stop work on pipeline after natural gas leak

Filed 2h ago · Via Michigan Advance · The Buffoon Desk
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The Wisconsin DNR issued a notice of noncompliance to Enbridge after the company began building an unpermitted bypass around a valve responsible for a 1.3 million gallon spill of natural gas liquids near Saxon, the largest such spill in Enbridge's history. The agency says it warned the company three separate times that the bypass required state, and possibly county and federal, approval before construction began.

DNR Secretary Karen Hyun wrote that she was “deeply concerned and incredibly frustrated,” noting the bypass work involved matting placed in wetlands near Spoon Creek, a regulated waterway, and that the site has already seen “significant discharge” of volatile organic compounds harmful to health and environment. She called it part of a “growing list of environmental concerns and violations” from the company.

Enbridge spokesperson Juli Kellner said the company is working “around the clock” on cleanup and restoring service, framing the pipeline as “critical infrastructure” for the region. An attorney for Midwest Environmental Advocates countered that Enbridge cannot simply decide restoring service outranks following state law, and that the DNR should consider revoking the reroute permits if the pattern continues.

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A company spills more natural gas liquid than it ever has before, then starts digging through wetlands to patch it up without asking anyone's permission, and calls that working around the clock for the public good. That's a bit like your neighbor backing his truck through your fence and then, while you're still surveying the damage, driving right through the gap again to fix the first hole. The DNR telling Enbridge three times isn't a formality, it's a pattern, and the company's own spokesperson calling the pipeline critical infrastructure doesn't explain why critical infrastructure gets built without a permit.
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