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Russian strike on Kyiv office building kills at least four

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Russia struck an office building in Kyiv's Solomianskyi District with a drone, killing at least four people, Mayor Vitali Klitschko said, with bodies found in a parking lot beside the building and seven more people injured, including a child.

A nearby medical facility was also damaged, hospitalizing three people, and a data center belonging to internet provider DataGroup was hit, though the company said no employees were hurt and services continue from backup sites. Zelensky said Russian forces separately struck a McDonald's warehouse with drones the same day.

Across Kyiv, the September 25 strikes killed five people total and injured 31 others, 15 of whom were hospitalized, including two children, according to Klitschko.

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