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If You Want An Aluminum-Free Deodorant That Actually Works, You've Come To The Right Place
Filed 1mo ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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HuffPost's shopping desk lists nine aluminum-free deodorants, leading with Lume, a cream developed by an OB-GYN and marketed for use anywhere on the body.
The article explains, accurately enough, that aluminum-free deodorants do not block sweat like antiperspirants but instead target odor-causing bacteria with ingredients like tapioca starch or arrowroot.
The sole evidence offered for Lume's effectiveness is a single enthusiastic customer review calling it a product made by 'a witch,' alongside standard affiliate-commission disclosures.
The full dispatch is available from the source below.
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Nine products, one anonymous five-star review doing the heavy lifting, and a commission on every click — this is advertising wearing the trench coat of a buying guide. The one useful fact in the whole piece, that antiperspirants and deodorants aren't the same thing, could have been a tweet. Everything after that is just a storefront with a byline.