VOL. I · NO. 8564WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 12, 2026
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The End of Oak Street review – suburban dino-survival romp is more turkey than T-rex

Filed 1w ago · Via The Guardian · The Buffoon Desk
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David Robert Mitchell, director of the acclaimed It Follows and the divisive Under the Silver Lake, returns after eight years with The End of Oak Street, a JJ Abrams-produced film about dinosaurs invading a 1980s suburban neighborhood.

Ewan McGregor and Anne Hathaway play an unhappy couple whose domestic misery coincides with prehistoric creatures materializing around their home, alongside a mysterious glowing orb that may hold the key to reversing it all.

The review calls the result contrived, derivative, and inert, arguing it plays less like homage to Spielberg than pastiche, undercut by a lack of real jeopardy and emotional stakes that feel less convincing than the dinosaurs themselves.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Nothing says artistic evolution like remaking Spielberg's greatest hits with worse stakes and a bigger budget behind it. If the dinosaurs are supposed to be metaphors for suppressed rage, the real fury belongs to anyone who paid for a ticket expecting the director of It Follows rather than his imitator.
Source: Read the original at The Guardian → Scored: Virtutes Instrumenti · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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