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Satellite images show how penguins’ diets are changing in response to Antarctic climate change

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Researchers used roughly 4,000 satellite images, some dating to the 1980s, to study the color of Adélie penguin guano across Antarctica, since pink guano signals a krill-heavy diet and paler guano signals more fish. They found penguins near abundant sea ice eat more fish, while those with less sea ice rely more on krill, and fish-eating colonies are more likely to hold or grow their populations.

Since the 2010s, sea ice around Antarctica has dropped sharply, pushing more colonies toward krill-heavy diets linked to population decline. The researchers also note rebounding whale populations, southward-shifting gentoo penguins, and commercial krill fishing are adding further competition for the same food.

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