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EU court finds airlines can’t dodge payouts just by blaming traffic control

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The EU's top court ruled that airlines can't automatically dodge compensation for long delays just by pointing to air traffic control restrictions; they must show the underlying cause was truly outside their control. The case involved LOT Polish Airlines and a passenger whose Izmir to Warsaw flight arrived three hours and seven minutes late, just over the compensation threshold.

The court overturned a more airline-friendly General Court interpretation from January, while preserving severe weather as a valid defense. It also ruled that delay time attributable to a qualifying exceptional event can be subtracted from the total, which could still leave this particular passenger under the three-hour line.

Lawyers quoted in the piece disagree on how much this actually changes, with one calling it mainly about consistent application rather than expanded rights, and another warning the ruling leaves room for divergent interpretations across the bloc.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Here's a court spending real effort to close a loophole, and the person who sued over 400 euros might still get nothing once the math shakes out. That is how a lot of consumer wins go: the principle gets fixed for the next guy, the actual guy still waits at the gate. Airlines will adjust their paperwork, not their delays, and call it compliance.
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