VOL. I · NO. 8594FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 2026
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JD Vance’s Big Convention Dig At Democrats Goes Sideways Fast

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Vice President JD Vance told a Republican midterm convention crowd in Dallas that the coming election is a choice between 'the party of common sense' and 'the party of the crazies,' urging the audience to send Democrats packing.

The line drew immediate mockery online, with critics noting the current administration's own roster of allies and associates as a rebuttal. HuffPost reported the moment was widely shared and ridiculed as textbook projection.

The framing itself is not new: other Republican leaders have been pushing the same 'common sense versus crazy' message ahead of the midterms, according to the report.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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You can call the other side crazy, sure, but you want to check who's sitting in your own pew before you say it too loud. A crowd in Dallas will clap for most anything, and that's exactly the trouble. Applause is not a second opinion.
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