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WHITE HOUSE ABSURDITY:

Nominations Sent to the Senate

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The White House sent a fresh slate of nominations to the Senate, spanning Farm Credit Administration board seats, ambassadorships to Kuwait, Turkmenistan, and Cameroon, inspector general posts at Education and NASA, and several U.S. Marshal appointments across multiple states.

Also included: a Special Presidential Envoy for Hostage Affairs, an EPA assistant administrator, a Postal Regulatory Commission slot filled twice over for the same person under two consecutive terms, and an Under Secretary of Agriculture for trade.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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