VOL. I · NO. 8596SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 2026
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‘Escalation is becoming a fact’: Tusk says Russia may target Ukrainian border crossings after drones hit a Kyiv–Warsaw train and nearby gas station

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Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk held a briefing after Russian drones struck a gas station and a passenger train's locomotive near the Ukrainian-Polish border on September 13. Two people were injured at the gas station; the train's passengers had been evacuated after a warning, and a separate train carrying Western politicians was nearby. Tusk said Russia used new jet-powered drones with 'worrying' range and accuracy, and warned Moscow may try to disrupt or destroy Ukrainian border crossings, which could directly affect Poland.

Russia's Defense Ministry said the strikes targeted 'railway infrastructure facilities used to transport military cargo from European countries,' a description that assumes its own conclusion about what got hit. Tusk said Poland would seek NATO help if needed and hoped the worst case wouldn't materialize, a sentence that does a lot of work for a government sitting a few miles from the impact site.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
When a prime minister says escalation 'is becoming a fact,' that's a man choosing his words the way you'd choose them if you didn't want to say 'this is already happening' out loud. The drones keep landing closer to the fence line every month, and hoping the worst case skips your yard isn't a strategy, it's a prayer with a NATO phone number attached.
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