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Drones attack oil terminal in Russia's Rostov-on-Don, large fire breaks out

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Drones struck the Yug Rusi oil terminal in Rostov-on-Don overnight, igniting a large fire after residents reported hearing explosions, according to Russian outlet Astra. Regional governor Yuri Slyusar confirmed the attack and said no casualties resulted, with emergency crews working the scene.

The terminal, which handles petroleum exports and supplies fuel to the Russian military, has roughly 2.5 million tons of annual capacity and was previously hit in July. The strike follows a string of recent attacks on Russian refining and military-adjacent infrastructure, including a late-September hit on an optical plant in nearby Azov.

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