VOL. I · NO. 8599WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 2026
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Safer, Stronger, Built in America: President Trump’s Record in North Carolina

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The White House issued a release ahead of President Trump's return visit to North Carolina, claiming the administration has driven down crime, cut taxes for workers, and sparked investment in manufacturing, pharmaceuticals, aerospace, and AI across the state. It cites the 'Working Families Tax Cuts' and calls the state 'stronger, safer, and more prosperous' under Republican leadership.

No independent data, agency reports, or named sources accompany any of the claims; the release simply asserts them and frames the midterms as a choice between continuing 'gains' or handing power to 'Radical Left Democrats' who would supposedly 'bring the chaos back.'

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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When a man tells you his tomatoes are the best in the county, you generally ask to see a tomato. This release asks you to take the whole garden on faith, and the only witness it calls is itself. North Carolina has electric bills and grocery receipts and paychecks sitting right there on the counter, and not one of them made it into the paper.
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