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Iran says Hormuz ‘will remain Iranian’ after Trump threats - World News

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Iran flatly rejected Donald Trump's rally claim that he would 'pretty soon' declare the Strait of Hormuz U.S. territory, with Deputy Foreign Minister Kazem Gharibabadi insisting the strait 'has been Iranian, is Iranian and will remain Iranian.' A White House official later said the remark was made in jest.

Two ADNOC tankers were struck by drones while transiting the strait, with no injuries reported; the UAE blamed Iran, which did not respond. Iran's foreign minister said no decision has been made on resuming talks with Washington, and that messages relayed via Qatar and Pakistan don't count as negotiations.

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent promised new sanctions on Iran next week, threatening isolation 'like the world has never seen before,' while the USS Abraham Lincoln prepares to be relieved after 250-plus days at sea amid denied reports of a crew mental health crisis.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Declaring a foreign strait sovereign U.S. territory 'pretty soon' is the sort of line that sounds like a joke until someone has to walk it back on the record, which is exactly what happened here. Threatening unprecedented economic isolation while your own aircraft carrier crew is 250 days into a deployment nobody wants to talk about is not a sign of a plan running smoothly.
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