VOL. I · NO. 8599WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 2026
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John Mulaney Sneaks NSFW Swipe At DJ Khaled Into Emmys Sermon About Manliness

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Presenting Lead Actor in a Drama Series at Monday's Emmys, John Mulaney delivered an extended riff on modern masculinity before naming a single nominee. He praised the category as full of men who aren't 'soft like the dad on Bluey,' invented a fake TV history in which Fonzie single-handedly introduced men to television, and worked in a reference to DJ Khaled's 2018 comments about oral sex.

He closed with a passage read from a 2007 book on being a 'man's man,' borrowed, he noted, from the Glendale library, before finally announcing the nominees. Social media reaction, per clips circulating afterward, treated the bit as a highlight of the broadcast, with one observer noting the joke drew more applause than several winners' speeches.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
An award show handing its microphone to a comedian and getting a comedy bit back is not exactly breaking news. What's funny is how much runway networks give a five-minute presenter slot before anyone remembers there's a category to announce. The show survives it fine, same as it always does.
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