VOL. I · NO. 8577TUESDAY, AUGUST 25, 2026
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Orangeman Legerdemain

Filed 1d ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A Courthouse News column argues that a president charging roughly $100,000 a month for early access to his own social media statements raises the same First Amendment access concerns the outlet has litigated against slow-moving court clerks. The piece notes a CNN legal analyst suggested a news organization would lack standing to challenge such a scheme, a claim the columnist disputes by drawing on the outlet's own history winning delay-of-access cases.

The column also cites journalist Maggie Haberman's observation that the president is more focused on building projects than on upcoming elections, and links growing public unease over AI and data centers to shifting political dynamics, with Republican candidates reportedly playing catch-up to Democrats on the issue.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Selling a 'sneak peek' at your own public statements for six figures a month is a genuinely inventive way to treat the presidency as a subscription tier. Calling it 'early access' instead of 'a toll on the news' is the kind of rebranding that should fool nobody, and apparently still might.
Source: Read the original at Courthouse News → Scored: As I Figure · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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