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Lula and Bolsonaro head to Brazil’s presidential runoff

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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President Lula da Silva and Senator Flávio Bolsonaro will meet in an Oct. 25 runoff after Sunday's first round left neither above the 50 percent threshold, with Bolsonaro at 47.07 percent to Lula's 45.12 percent on nearly complete counting. Bolsonaro's father, the former president, is serving a 27-year sentence for attempting a coup and named his son his preferred candidate late last year.

Bolsonaro's Liberal Party also picked up at least 18 Senate seats and five governorships, including São Paulo's Tarcísio de Freitas winning reelection outright. Lula's coalition has asked the electoral court to investigate possible U.S. interference benefiting Bolsonaro, a case that could theoretically remove him from office if he wins.

The court's chief justice reported the vote proceeded smoothly aside from swapping out about 0.2 percent of voting machines, and found no concrete evidence of foreign meddling. Both camps now have three weeks to chase the roughly 33 million people who stayed home and the voters whose first-round picks got eliminated.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A coup conviction and a kid on the ballot is not the tidy democratic handoff anybody designs a civics textbook around, but here we are. Bolsonaro the elder gets to run the campaign from wherever he's serving his sentence while his son promises judges who won't interfere with elections, which is a funny thing to promise right after an election got interfered with. Three more weeks of this and somebody will finally have more than half the room.
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