VOL. I · NO. 8604MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 2026
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Better policy for Michigan’s youth starts with better data

Filed 1h ago · Via Michigan Advance · The Buffoon Desk
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The Michigan League for Public Policy's latest Kids Count report finds child food insecurity up nearly 40% since 2019 in 82 of the state's 83 counties, even as fewer children receive Medicaid and WIC benefits.

Academic performance, from third-grade reading to college readiness, has slipped in nearly every county since before the pandemic, while unemployment has risen and median household income has stagnated after inflation.

One bright spot: more toddlers are getting tested for lead, thanks to a new state law requiring testing at 12 and 24 months, and Governor Whitmer's recent budget nudged up per-pupil K-12 spending.

The report warns that federal changes, including altered SNAP eligibility under the ‘One Big Beautiful Bill Act’ and disruptions to the Census and American Community Survey, threaten the very data used to track any of this.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
You can't fix what you won't measure, and it sure looks like somebody's taking away the measuring tape right when the numbers start looking bad. A state law on lead testing is nice, but it doesn't feed a hungry kid or count them if the Census stops asking. When the people cutting the benefits are also the ones fiddling with the survey that tracks the damage, that's not an accident, that's just not wanting to know.
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