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Devastating damage and casualties across Kyiv after Russian drone strike — photoreport

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A Russian drone attack on Kyiv Tuesday morning killed one person and wounded several others while sparking fires across multiple districts, including a gas station, an abandoned building, a transport company, and a historic railway market near Central Station. A railway worker was among those wounded by shrapnel, and Ukrainian Railways reported delays to several outbound trains, though it said Central Station itself was undamaged.

Emergency crews said all fires had been extinguished by the time of reporting, following strikes that also hit a warehouse in the Holosiivskyi district and a nine-story office building elsewhere in the capital.

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