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WHITE HOUSE✒ EDITORIALABSURDITY:
Excluding Certain Canadian Alcoholic Beverages from Importation into the United States in Response to Continued Discrimination Against the Commerce of the United States with Respect to Alcoholic Beverages
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A presidential proclamation excludes certain Canadian alcoholic beverages from importation entirely, escalating from tariffs to an outright ban after Canada allegedly failed to lift restrictions on U.S. alcohol sales. The stated trigger is Saskatchewan announcing, on August 27, an additional 50 percent levy on U.S. alcohol effective September 8, explicitly framed as retaliation for the U.S. tariffs.
The document treats that provincial countermove as evidence Canada 'maintained or increased' its discrimination, justifying the import ban rather than, say, a sign the tariff war is escalating on both sides. As with the companion proclamation on autos, the reasoning leans entirely on unnamed senior executive branch officials whose opinions become presidential findings of fact within the same paragraph.
The proclamation cites the same section 338 authority used throughout this dispute, the provision letting the President declare discrimination and retaliate without much external check on the finding itself.
The full dispatch is available from the source below.
✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
So one side raises the tariff, the other side raises the tariff, and this is offered as proof the first side was right all along. That's the logic of two men trading shoves in a parking lot, each one certain the other started it. And the fact-finding here amounts to some officials nobody can name saying so, which is a mighty convenient way to always be correct.