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Selena Gomez slams 'meritless' alleged fraud lawsuit

Filed 1w ago · Via standard.net.au · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

Selena Gomez is disputing a lawsuit filed by investors Wondermind SRS 44 LLC and Bespoke Wondermind LLC, who accuse her, her mother Mandy Teefey, and co-founder Daniella Pierson of misrepresenting the mental health startup Wondermind, which they launched in 2021.

The suit alleges investors put in nearly $1.2 million and were kept in the dark as the company 'quietly collapsed,' with claims that touted partnerships with JP Morgan and Fidelity never existed and a promised app never materialized. It also alleges Teefey ignored a rescission notice and later claimed, incorrectly, that funds had already been returned.

Gomez's attorney called the fraud allegations 'completely meritless' and said a motion to dismiss is being filed. Pierson has separately denied using investor funds for personal expenses in a statement to the New York Times.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at standard.net.au → Scored: Music for Funeral Home - Part 11 · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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