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Riotous laugh and WAGs need to sort themselves out - Daily Star Text Maniacs

Filed 2w ago · Via dailystar.co.uk · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The Daily Star's reader text column airs grievances ranging from private schooling inequality and golf clubs watering greens during hosepipe bans, to footballers' partners reportedly seeking club-funded counselling over online trolling. One reader, Bedford Boy, argued WAGs should pay for their own counselling or ask their footballer partners to cover it rather than clubs footing the bill.

Other texts covered Jeff Bezos's reported purchase of Liverpool FC, with a joke about Amazon delivery mishaps, and a swipe at Trump and RFK Jr. for vaccine misinformation, with reader Dennis Fitzgerald noting science does not support a vaccine-autism link. The column closes, as ever, on a dog bowl joke.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at dailystar.co.uk → Scored: Barroom Ballet · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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