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Ukrainian accused in Jarosław attack requires antipsychotic treatment

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Polish prosecutors say a 31-year-old Ukrainian man accused of a fatal knife attack at a Benedictine monastery in Jarosław is exhibiting symptoms of acute polymorphic psychotic disorder, including severe agitation and disorganized thinking, and cannot currently participate in the investigation. A psychiatric evaluation found he requires antipsychotic treatment; prosecutors stress the finding concerns his current state and does not by itself determine criminal responsibility.

Prosecutors are seeking three months of pretrial detention in a hospital setting rather than a standard facility. The Sept. 24 attack killed a priest and injured four others; Zelenskyy and Ukraine's embassy in Poland condemned the violence, with Zelenskyy calling for the perpetrator to face full legal responsibility.

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