VOL. I · NO. 8567SATURDAY, AUGUST 15, 2026
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L.A. County approves $43.1M Firehawk helicopter purchase with 15% tariff

Filed 1w ago · Via firerescue1.com · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

LA County Supervisors approved a $43.1 million purchase of a Sikorsky S-70i Firehawk wildfire helicopter, a cost that Fire Chief Anthony Marrone says includes a 15% tariff on the aircraft imported from the EU under a Trump administration trade deal struck in July 2025.

The exact tariff cost can't be pinned down until final payment, meaning taxpayers won't know the real price until later. An additional $6.6 million will be needed for mission equipment before the helicopter enters service, joining a fleet that includes Sikorsky aircraft used for 25 years and over 19,000 combined flight hours.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Nothing says fiscal transparency like a county approving tens of millions for firefighting equipment without knowing the final tariff bill — a fitting little monument to trade policy written by press release rather than invoice.
Source: Read the original at firerescue1.com → Scored: Merry Go · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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