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Premier League winner odds: Arsenal banish Blues and live up to favourites’ tag

Filed 47m ago · Via The Telegraph · The Buffoon Desk
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Arsenal beat Chelsea 2-1 on Sunday after falling behind early, with goals from Kai Havertz and Martin Odegaard sealing a third straight win to open the season.

The result kept Arsenal at 8/11 to retain the Premier League title, with Manchester City next at 11/4 after also winning their first three matches.

The article, produced by a betting-content arm of the paper, runs through the odds table and invites readers to consider the 'expert analysis' of a commercial betting copywriter.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at The Telegraph → Scored: I Knew a Guy · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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