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Byron Donalds says solar power is a ‘fad’ but Florida utilities are expanding its use

Filed 1h ago · Via Florida Phoenix · The Buffoon Desk
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Byron Donalds, Trump's chosen candidate to lead Florida, called solar power a “fad” at a Daytona Beach Shores campaign event, arguing it can't provide consistent power. Yet federal data shows utility-scale solar capacity has grown 33% since 2025, and Florida's three largest investor-owned utilities — FPL, Duke Energy Florida, and Tampa Electric — all have active plans to expand solar generation over the next decade.

FPL's 10-year plan aims for solar to reach 26% of its energy mix by 2035, though that target was scaled back 30% from its 2025 plan after Congress let federal solar tax credits expire. Duke Energy Florida is adding 12 solar sites for 900 additional megawatts by 2027, targeting 30% solar generation by 2035, while Tampa Electric expects to grow from 12% to 17% solar in a single year.

Donalds simultaneously promotes small modular nuclear reactors as Florida's answer to consistent power, but all three utilities say the technology isn't commercially viable or cost-effective yet, and none have it in their current plans. Solar currently supplies about 8% of Florida's generated energy, with natural gas at nearly 75%.

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✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Calling something a fad while the biggest power companies in your state build more of it every single year is like telling folks the tractor's a passing trend while every farm on the road buys a second one. The utilities aren't doing this for applause, they're doing math on fuel costs and panel prices that dropped from six dollars a watt to about twelve cents. Meanwhile the reactor he's pitching instead doesn't exist yet at any price a utility will pay, which is a strange thing to call consistent.
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