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Jay Feely called Social Security a ‘Ponzi scheme.’ In CD1, 175,000 people rely on it.

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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In Arizona's Congressional District 1, roughly 175,000 residents receive Social Security benefits, and Republican candidate Jay Feely has called the program a “liability” and, in a past op-ed he agreed with, a “Ponzi scheme.” His campaign did not respond to questions about what he would do about scheduled 2032 benefit cuts if elected.

Polling from the Peter G. Peterson Foundation found 91% of surveyed voters in several battleground states want changes that avoid automatic cuts, and 85% want lawmakers to act on the program's rising costs. Feely has previously supported privatization and raising the retirement age, positions that intersect with language in the 2024 tax and spending law that Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said could allow the administration to privatize the program.

Democratic opponent Amish Shah has pledged to oppose benefit cuts or privatization and says he would push to raise taxes on higher earners to shore up funding.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Calling something a Ponzi scheme is a fine way to get attention at a dinner party, but 175,000 people in that district are not at a dinner party, they are counting on a check. A candidate who won't say what he'd actually do about 2032 is just hoping the question goes away before November does. It usually doesn't work, but it is free to try, and apparently that is the whole strategy.
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