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As Hong Kong heats up, calls grow for tougher rules to protect outdoor workers

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Hong Kong is warming at nearly half a degree per decade, and on Aug. 9 the city logged its hottest temperature since records began in 1884, with outlying areas hitting 39.8°C. Outdoor workers like 74-year-old cleaner Wong Ping-kuong have no legal right to breaks or work stoppages even on record-breaking days, and must rely on employer goodwill.

The city's Heat Stress at Work Warning system, introduced in 2023, has three tiers — amber, red and black — but has only ever issued amber, even on the hottest day in recorded history. The government revised the thresholds in August after criticism, but the underlying guidance to employers remains voluntary, with no penalties for ignoring it.

Labour Department figures count 76 heatstroke or heat-stress cases from 2022 to 2024 with one death, while an advocacy group's own tally, based on family interviews, counts several suspected heatstroke deaths a year. Workers describe being afraid to rest for fear of being accused of laziness, and small contractors and subcontracted cleaners get none of the shade tents or water that bigger construction sites provide.

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A warning light that only ever glows one color isn't a warning light, it's a decoration. You can build the fanciest three-tier system in the world, but if the top two tiers never turn on, it's just amber dressed up in a tuxedo. The workers sweating through 39-degree days already know what the thermometer says; what they're waiting on is someone with the authority to say stop.
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