VOL. I · NO. 8569MONDAY, AUGUST 17, 2026
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Concerns grow over ‘green’ biomass power in Japan after spate of accidents

Filed 1w ago · Via Mongabay · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Japan has become the world's second-largest wood pellet consumer, burning biomass alongside coal at 34 large plants generating 3.5 gigawatts, as part of a clean-energy feed-in-tariff scheme.

Since expansion began, at least 14 fires, explosions and accidents have hit these plants, including a Taketoyo explosion so forceful nearby residents suspected a missile strike, and a fatal oxygen-deprivation incident involving palm kernel shells in Ishinomaki.

Campaigners and industry watchers point to cost-cutting on fuel storage and construction as the likely culprit, while Japan's trade ministry METI says it has added new ministerial ordinance standards but has issued no fines or penalties to any operator, including JERA, the Taketoyo plant's operator, despite three incidents there.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A regulator that writes new paperwork after every explosion but never once reaches for a fine is not regulating, it's filing. The residents living next to these plants have been told to be patient while the industry marks its own homework on fuel storage and dust control. Calling this 'green' power mostly tests how far a euphemism can stretch before it snaps.
Source: Read the original at Mongabay → Scored: Deadly Roulette · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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